Dachshunds. Wiener dogs. Hot dog doggies. Whatever you call them, you say it with nothing but the utmost love and affection.
That’s because these small but mighty pups, with their adorably unique features and their spunky personalities are, quite frankly, the best.
Whether you’re a parent to a Dachshund, or you’re simply obsessed with them (or both), you’re going to want—nay, need—these ten fabulously-inspired items:
A Dachshund Anatomy Poster
Artist Sophie Corrigan is the creative mind behind works like Anatomy of a Hedgehog and Anatomy of a Fox, but the Anatomy of a Dachshund may be her best. From top to bottom—or in this case, snifftip to jiggle-wiggler—this hilarious print is a must have.
Corn on the Cob Dog Holders
Corn on the cob is one of the best summer sides, especially when you have it alongside a dog. Or, in this case, these stainless steel corn cob holders that look like Dachshunds.
Comfier and Cuter Slippers
Day or night, you’ll practically live in these Haflinger slippers that feature an oh-so-lovable Dachshund on the toes. Made with orthopedic insoles, your dogs most assuredly won’t be barking.
Get Along Little Doggie Pin (Get It?!)
Howdy! If you’re looking for a little extra country flair, this silver and enamel cowboy-themed Dachshund pin will be your favorite fashion pardner.
Waiter, There’s a Dachshund in My Drink
What’s cooler than being cool? Having Dachshund-shaped ice cubes in your refreshing beverage, of course. You can do just that with this fun and festive silicon ice cube mold tray.
A Dachshund Duvet
Sleeping in with your favorite four-legged friend is the best, so why not (bed) spread the love? Available in king, queen, and full-sizes, this 100% cotton, four-piece duvet cover set is covered in hearts and Dachshunds and includes one duvet cover, two king-sized shams and a decorative pillow. It’s as cozy and cute as your favorite little cuddle partner.
All That Glitters Is a Gold Doggo Tank
Beat the heat in this handmade heather racerback tank top that features three gold Dachshunds. Available in a variety of colors and sizes that range from small to 2XL, it will be your go-to item whether you’re hitting the beach, the gym or, let’s be real, watching Netflix in the AC with your pup.
A Dachshund-Shaped Nail File
You keep your dog’s nails clipped and clean and beautiful, so why not do the same for yourself? This colorful set of four Dachshund-shaped nail files will make your own personal grooming habits a fun endeavor.
Carry On: A Lap-pup Case
Made from Australian wool felt and leather, this gorgeous 15 inch x 10 inch laptop carrying case is as dapper and dignified as your beloved pupper.
Home Is Where the Dachshund Mat Is
Guests of all shapes and sizes will happily wipe their paws before entering your pup-friendly home thanks to this woven coir Dachshund-shaped welcome mat.
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