Some things were simply meant to be together. Peanut butter found its match with jelly. Movies aren’t the same without popcorn. Batman does his best work alongside Robin. And your pup, as it turns out, belongs in a bow tie. Don’t believe us? Here are 15 reasons to invest in some doggie formal wear.
Exhibit A: Thor.
A modeling contract is almost a given. Can we talk about this jawline? Flawless, Diego—simply flawless.
Numerous peer-reviewed studies have proven that there is nothing more adorable than a Frenchie in a bow tie. Nothing.
Meet Augustus, coauthor of the aforementioned Frenchie study.
Anything that results in this photo has to be a good idea. More bow ties, please.
Did you ever wish you could talk to your dog? We’re not saying it’ll happen—just that when your dog is wearing a bow tie, anything is possible.
Nothing compliments a great haircut like a great bow tie.
Even the most adorable of pups experience a seemingly impossible 50 percent increase in squeal-worthy cuteness when equipped with a bow tie.
Ever since donning a bow tie, Flynn and his human have enjoyed complimentary first-class upgrades on every flight.
The bow tie market is incredibly strong. Triple your investment and you’ll immediately triple your returns.
Westie, or distinguished business associate? With the proper bow tie, you’ll never have to worry about sneaking your pup into a hotel again.
Because seriously, look at this face. Look at it!
As every publicist knows, inviting this guy to the opening party guarantees a shout-out in the society column.
Try as they might, even grumpy Chihuahuas will eventually give into the magnetic charms of the bow tie.
Step 1: Casually slip a photo of this guy into your Tinder profile. Step 2: Sit back and wait for the dates to pour in.
Disclaimer: the above bow tie claims have not been studied on cats. Outfit your cat at your own risk.